I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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