I must be too annoying 4 u.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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