I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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