we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
