My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He has the fingertips of a God
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