Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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