Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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