your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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