so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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