i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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