is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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