This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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