i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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