I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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