Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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