.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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