she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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