you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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