Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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