I want to have your abortion
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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