I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
oh god the rape fog is back!
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
