Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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