How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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