I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
