How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Randomize
