You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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