Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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