And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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