The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My ass is underappreciated
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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