adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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