i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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