It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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