Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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