guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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