We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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