Whod you bang
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
