My boss' voice literally gives me gas
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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