So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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