weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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