Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
