he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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