Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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