Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
