Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
