its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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