Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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