heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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