terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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