I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
