I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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