By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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