i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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