Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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